Thursday, October 20, 2011

Some Halloween Jokes

I am getting ready for our
Halloween party and I found
some silly jokes in a magazine
and thought I would share
some of them with you.


WHERE DOES DRACULA USUALLY
EAT HIS LUNCH?
At the casketeria.
WHY DO MUMMIES MAKE
EXCELLENT SPIES?
They're good at keeping things
under wraps.
WHAT DO LITTLE GHOSTS DRINK?
Evaporated Milk.
WHAT GOES "HA-HA-HA-HA!" THUD?
A monster laughing its head off!

Corny, but cute!

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